Hygiene: How to Prepare to See an Escort
I am happy to report that most of my sweethearts are very eager to please, especially when it comes to the realm of cleanliness. The majority of people hop in the shower when I suggest it, use the mouthwash provided, and in general, care about their hygiene when they know they’re about to get down and dirty.
Most of these tips are geared towards people visiting me at my incall space. If I am coming to you for an outcall, please be freshly showered.
I always show up to sessions freshly showered and ready to go, personally.
However, some people out there could use a few pointers…
1. Take the Shower
A lot of people shower at home before coming over and use that as an excuse to avoid showering when they come to see me at my space. If you have been driving for more than 15 minutes or so, please just take the shower when it is offered to you. You don’t have to take the world’s longest or most comprehensive shower. Just rinse off the parts that matter so they are fresh and clean (if you want me to get up close and personal with them, that is). Obviously, if you are less clean or haven’t showered since the morning or previous day, please take a more comprehensive shower.
This goes double if you haven’t had the chance to shower or you are a smoker.
“But I’m clean, Delphine, I’m a grown-up, I know how to keep myself clean,” you may say. Yes, I believe you, I do! Unfortunately, a few slightly dirty apples can ruin it for the bunch, which brings me to my next point.
Even if you don’t shower, please be sure to wash your hands. This reduces the risk of yeast infections, BV, and other imbalances, for me. And, as we’ve all learned since 2020, more handwashing is never a bad idea!
2. Fellas, Wash Your Ass
So, the reason I am more of a stickler about showers as time goes on is that cleaning shit stains off my sheets is a “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me” situation. Through the magic of Reddit, I’ve learned this isn’t a problem solely experienced by escorts, nor is it relegated to men. The esthetician subreddits are full of waxers with horror stories of women with dirty asses who come in to get Brazilians. So, everyone! Wash your ass! Wash it twice. It’s nice!
3. **Use the Mouthwash**
My space has mouthwash provided for your use. Please use it! If you know you’re going to be up close and personal with someone’s face, always take the mouthwash option if there is one. I also always have mints on hand. Use the mouthwash. Yes, you. Yes, even if you think you don’t need to.
If You Want to Go the Extra Mile
These three tips are the basics when it comes to hygiene when visiting an escort. If you want to go the extra mile try these:
4. Clean Out Your Belly Button
Belly button lint is a bit silly, and not necessarily that sexy. If you remember, check your belly button!
5. Bring Your Own Products
I always have soap, shampoo, conditioner, and clean towels at my space in addition to mouthwash. Sometimes there are unscented products, but not always. Some people like to go the extra mile and bring their own preferred products including deodorant, their favorite cologne, a toothbrush, and toothpaste, as well as unscented soap for more discretion.
6. Light on the Scents, Please
If you do wear a scent, a light application will do! I am not sensitive to scents, but if I leave the session smelling like your cologne, you’ve put on too much.
