I am happy to report that most of my sweethearts are very eager to please, especially when it comes to the realm of cleanliness. The majority of people hop in the shower when I suggest it, use the mouthwash provided, and in general, care about their hygiene when they know they’re about to get down and dirty. Most of these…

I always wonder if my sweeties and clients think of me in the same way I used to envision my elementary school teachers. They just live in the classroom, right? Like, they go into a stasis mode the moment we leave, and become reactivated when we come back in the morning? I remember one day, maybe in 1st grade, I…