Perhaps you’ve seen my Extremely Low Brow Hooker Holiday Gift Guide? In it, I mention that I might make a nicer/more serious gift guide. Again, a gift guide is different than a wishlist. I don’t necessarily want all these things, though I certainly wouldn’t mind them. This guide contains products I use, products I enjoy, and generally, things I think…

This is a gift guide. It may not be the one you want, but it is the one you will get. It is called a hooker gift guide not because you are shopping for a hooker, but because, it was written by one. It is “low brow” because these gifts are silly, or an everyday item you might not think…