• Gifts

    Slightly More Serious Hooker Holiday Gift Guide 2024

    Perhaps you’ve seen my Extremely Low Brow Hooker Holiday Gift Guide? In it, I mention that I might make a nicer/more serious gift guide. Again, a gift guide is different than a wishlist. I don’t necessarily want all these things, though I certainly wouldn’t mind them. This guide contains products I use, products I enjoy, and generally, things I think…

  • Gifts

    Extremely Low Brow Hooker Holiday Gift Guide

    This is a gift guide. It may not be the one you want, but it is the one you will get. It is called a hooker gift guide not because you are shopping for a hooker, but because, it was written by one. It is “low brow” because these gifts are silly, or an everyday item you might not think…

  • Hairy

    My Thoughts on Body Hair

    “Are you still hairy?” “Don’t shave!” “Do you still have a bush?” I get asked these questions a lot. Please rest assured, a large part of my whole “thing” is based on not shaving. Plus, it’s sexy, it’s easy, and I like it. I’m not about to lose the bush or the pit hair anytime soon! My Body Hair Journey…

  • Booking

    Join My Mailing List for a Special Treat!!

    I’ve restarted my e-mail newsletter this month. In general, I plan to send out an e-mail each month detailing what I’ve been up to, my thoughts about the world, any travel plans or specials, and all the ways to be in touch with me. I’ve decided to offer my newsletter subscribers a special treat. You will have first access to…

  • Ettiquette

    Interacting With an Escort in the Wild

    I always wonder if my sweeties and clients think of me in the same way I used to envision my elementary school teachers. They just live in the classroom, right? Like, they go into a stasis mode the moment we leave, and become reactivated when we come back in the morning? I remember one day, maybe in 1st grade, I…

  • Booking

    Holiday Availability: Thanksgiving, Christmas Day, New Years Eve

    I’m available on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, and New Years Eve into New Years Day this year to celebrate (or not!) together. I know for some the holidays can be a difficult or lonely time. For others, it’s a time off work to relax and have a bit of decadence. Whether you want to celebrate the day or completely forget…

  • Kink

    All About Dominant GFE (Kink) Sessions With Delphine

    Feeling a little…spicy?? On my rates page, you may have noticed two different options. One is for GFE, and the other is for Dominant GFE. What does that mean? Dominant GFE is the delectable combination of BDSM domination + GFE…with me as the domme of course. I actually have a whole other website devoted to this idea, but in recent…

  • Travel & FMTY

    Where Can We Travel Together?

    I really adore travel and I’ve only had the chance to check a few dream destinations off my list. Where should we go? Bay Area The Bay Area is so amazing. There are incredible destinations right on our doorstep. Just over the Golden Gate in Marin County is Point Reyes Station and the National Seashore. A bit further north there’s…

  • Travel & FMTY

    Travel and FMTY With Delphine

    delphine brunette woman in leopard top and jeans opening the door next to a blue suitcase.

    I love to travel! Some years, I’m Platinum level with my airline, though lately, I’ve been hovering at Silver. I’d love a reason to up my status. I mainly travel within the US, but I try to do something international every year or two. I enjoy visiting friends near and far, and I also enjoy joining you on a trip.…